No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Randomize
