But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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