The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
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