Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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