what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
they need to just BURY HIM!
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I have tasted many bathrooms
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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