What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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