Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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