You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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