me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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