this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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