Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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