I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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