I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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