that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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