i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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