Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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