yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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