wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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