I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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