So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
