im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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