tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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