ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
