I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Randomize
