Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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