the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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