3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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