did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Randomize
