Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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