Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
it's like iHOP with fire
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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