This girl is more easily done than said...
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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