can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You've changed since you got that strap on
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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