Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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