Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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