idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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