More tranny stories later!
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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