Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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