Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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