Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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