she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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