i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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