They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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