There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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