? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Randomize
