this boner is exhausting
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
