you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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