I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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