She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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