you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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