I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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